Aug. 19th, 2008

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MONDAY

Headed out to the library for job searches... having the library close at 5pm last week and this is a pain in the b...  will have to go back tomorrow afternoon to finish up.  When I got home Eulalia had arrived with cucumbers for Leofwyna to make the compost for feast Saturday... compost is medieval for pickles and Leofwyna is MagMor's near expert.  That's what she took Baronial A&S championship in last fall.  One of the former kings was especially enamored of her pickles and required a large jar for war during his reign.

I spent the evening embroidering on the banner and doing some personal computering.

TUESDAY

Leofwyna went off the deep end yesterday after seeing 'garden totem poles' in a recent garden magazine.  She spent around $70 in the thrift stores for clear and colored glass stuff so she can participate in the madness.  After being on call and having to stay home this afternoon she has now at 5:30 headed out to the local Salvation Army to see if she can find more glass before she heads to the store to pick up supper.  This may take awhile. 

patable2010: (Cheers)
 
Date: 
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 10:59AM
Subject: 
[CALONTIR] OT: Funny
 
 
 
Hey everyone.  Found this on the Facebook group I'm a part of. Thought some of you might enjoy it. :)
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This US marine Sergent was leading the recruits through weapons practice, using a basic quarterstaff. He always whipped the behind of each and every recruit. Until one day, this new recruit stepped forward, and handed the Sergent's rear to him. The Sergent got up and was about to start whacking away at the recruit when a voice from the watch tower stopped him.

It was the Sergent major.

"Son, stop right there, and ask this recruit if he is SCA."

The sergent does, and replies, "He says he is. What does that mean?"

"It means you can't beat him. Ask him if he is a knight."

Again, there is a muffled conversation, then the Sergent, a little baffled, says, "He says he is. What does that mean?"

"It means I cant beat him. Ask him if he is a duke."

Once more, there is a muffled conversation. "He says he is. What does THAT mean?"

"It means that THEY can't beat him."

-Eowyth

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