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Date: 
Tuesday, August 19, 2008 10:59AM
Subject: 
[CALONTIR] OT: Funny
 
 
 
Hey everyone.  Found this on the Facebook group I'm a part of. Thought some of you might enjoy it. :)
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This US marine Sergent was leading the recruits through weapons practice, using a basic quarterstaff. He always whipped the behind of each and every recruit. Until one day, this new recruit stepped forward, and handed the Sergent's rear to him. The Sergent got up and was about to start whacking away at the recruit when a voice from the watch tower stopped him.

It was the Sergent major.

"Son, stop right there, and ask this recruit if he is SCA."

The sergent does, and replies, "He says he is. What does that mean?"

"It means you can't beat him. Ask him if he is a knight."

Again, there is a muffled conversation, then the Sergent, a little baffled, says, "He says he is. What does that mean?"

"It means I cant beat him. Ask him if he is a duke."

Once more, there is a muffled conversation. "He says he is. What does THAT mean?"

"It means that THEY can't beat him."

-Eowyth
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At the 2000 Pytt of Quivera fall event, Conquestador's Folly, one of the competitions was the creation of Haiku and Rengu.  I was very fortunate this piece came very easily to me and although it's short I felt I'd really done a good job of it.  A few months later friends flattered me by  requesting the use of my Rengu for an illustrated scroll for a costumer/friend.  Since then the friend has become a Laurel and I'm apprenticing to him at Cattle Raids in a few weeks.  So here's the Rengu [the first verse was what I used for the Haiku challenge].

 

Words, the needles, pins

To fasten thoughts into deeds,

Pattern life’s fabric.

 

Gather honor, grasp concepts,

Friendships garnered, stitched down tight.

 

Though shears cut away,

Put by bits of scraps to trim

Life’s assorted parts.

 

Nothing should be lost or tossed;

All things of some value prove.

 

Sort pins and needles.

Set away bent and dull tools.

Work on with the best.

 

All fibers’ character proves,

Fine or course, to have purpose.

 

My soul’s garment gains

Comrades weft and partners woof

With every day’s play.

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A Haiku has a verse of three lines, each line consisting of 5-7-5 syllables.  A Rengu is five or more Haiku with bridging verses of two lines consisting of 7-7 syllables. 
 

SCA meme

Jul. 27th, 2008 03:33 am
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1. What is your SCA name? (You don't have to write the full name, just your first name if you want.)
Etienette Bluet

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Bonus Question! 21. Everyone has a shameful garb/accessory mistake hidden somewhere in their past. What's yours? (We're all friends here, we promise not to laugh. Much.)
I'm sure I do but I've been oblivious to what it is exactly
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 The ten years ago meme

10 years ago I...
1. recovered from a minor heart attack
2. joined the SCA and went to Lilies the first time
3. created tryptyk Lightning Strikes quilts for Lux Middle School

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Today I...
1.  blogged the first time
2.  acted the chauffeur for Sister while her van is still in the shop
3.  mowed the front yard

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